| submitted on March 23, 2018 8:27 PM EDT |
| Name: |
CHAD OLIVER |
| Email Address: |
SIRELEFATOR@GMAIL.COM |
| do you know any good jokes? |
I DO. |
| ketchup or mustard? |
DEPENDS ON THE SITUATION. |
| what are you wearing? |
DOMESTIC WEAR. |
|
| submitted on March 21, 2018 10:32 PM EDT |
| Name: |
Lucas Geor |
| Email Address: |
lucas.geor@hotmail.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
Sure |
| ketchup or mustard? |
Mustard |
| what are you wearing? |
Old Levi’s worn just above the naval. Sleeveless white t shirt tucked in |
|
| submitted on March 21, 2018 8:29 PM EDT |
| Name: |
GrimaceNYC |
| Email Address: |
grimacenyc@gmail.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
spontaneous life living can be funny |
| ketchup or mustard? |
Tarter sauce |
| what are you wearing? |
Leafy camo snow gear, goggles, and a thong. |
|
| submitted on March 21, 2018 7:21 PM EDT |
| Name: |
James Walker |
| Email Address: |
Jawalk85@gmail.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
I’m a Strell Boy |
| ketchup or mustard? |
Mustard |
| what are you wearing? |
Nekid |
|
| submitted on March 20, 2018 7:35 PM EDT |
| Name: |
Matt |
| Email Address: |
matt@brisklyn.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
Yes. Lots. But I didn’t write them. |
| ketchup or mustard? |
ketchup for my real friends, mustard for my sham friends. |
| what are you wearing? |
Who wants to know? |
|
| submitted on February 16, 2018 8:51 PM EST |
| Name: |
Estrella |
| Email Address: |
Streitanova@yahoo.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
No. |
| ketchup or mustard? |
Both |
| what are you wearing? |
Rhinestone butt plug.. |
|
| submitted on February 8, 2018 10:44 PM EST |
| Name: |
Vincent Rizzotti |
| Email Address: |
Vrizzotti19@gmail.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
2017 |
| ketchup or mustard? |
Ketchup |
| what are you wearing? |
Dickies, glassjaw sweatshirt, vans |
|
| submitted on February 8, 2018 11:59 AM EST |
| Name: |
Jul Rod |
| Email Address: |
Cesrod1972@gmail.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
What do you call a chola with a wooden leg??? Not even |
| ketchup or mustard? |
Mustard |
| what are you wearing? |
Wife beater and converse |
|
| submitted on January 21, 2018 2:19 AM EST |
| Name: |
Casper Shepherd |
| Email Address: |
casper.shepherd@hotmail.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
I only know bad jokes...
For example: What did the butcher say to introduce his wife?
Meet Patty. |
| ketchup or mustard? |
Ketchup for sure. |
| what are you wearing? |
Cheap shorts and a t-shirt I got travelling through Japan. |
|
| submitted on January 18, 2018 12:50 PM EST |
| Name: |
Ryan Morris |
| Email Address: |
Macmorris62@yahoo.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
My life |
| ketchup or mustard? |
Yes |
| what are you wearing? |
;) |
|
| submitted on January 10, 2018 10:05 AM EST |
| Name: |
Jen |
| Email Address: |
Jnnifergrooms@ymail.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
Nope |
| ketchup or mustard? |
Mustard |
| what are you wearing? |
Black shorts, green shirt and running shoes |
|
| submitted on January 9, 2018 11:57 PM EST |
| Name: |
Cwando D. Hornblower |
| Email Address: |
@speakstickers |
| do you know any good jokes? |
I wish I could be ugly for a day, so that I wasnt ugly everyday. |
| ketchup or mustard? |
Mustard. |
| what are you wearing? |
Las Vegas t shirt and some sweats. |
|
| submitted on January 7, 2018 11:17 PM EST |
| Name: |
Relish |
| Email Address: |
tehjabagamer@gmail.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
What's the difference between Jelly and jam?
I can't my cock down your throat. |
| ketchup or mustard? |
Relish |
| what are you wearing? |
A sweatsuit. |
|
| submitted on January 5, 2018 3:36 AM EST |
| Name: |
Vicente |
| Email Address: |
vicentevelazqueziii@yahoo.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
No, sorry :-\ |
| ketchup or mustard? |
Both |
| what are you wearing? |
"Pijamas" |
|
| submitted on December 27, 2017 6:45 PM EST |
| Name: |
angest :) :( |
| Email Address: |
ogsaladcrew@gmail.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
i wish i did |
| ketchup or mustard? |
remoulade |
| what are you wearing? |
boxers |
|
| submitted on December 22, 2017 3:43 AM EST |
| Name: |
Jeanette |
| Email Address: |
Muranyi _@ HTML |
| do you know any good jokes? |
No |
| ketchup or mustard? |
Ketchup , the organic kind |
| what are you wearing? |
Thrifted sweater , thrifted shorts , sleepwear zzzzx |
|
| submitted on December 22, 2017 3:41 AM EST |
| Name: |
Jeanette |
| Email Address: |
Muranyi _@ |
| do you know any good jokes? |
|
| ketchup or mustard? |
|
| what are you wearing? |
|
|
| submitted on December 12, 2017 3:17 PM EST |
| Name: |
connor |
| Email Address: |
connoresheehan@gmail.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
|
| ketchup or mustard? |
dijon |
| what are you wearing? |
black tshirt black jeans grey slippers |
|
| submitted on December 11, 2017 3:35 PM EST |
| Name: |
Ben Dietz |
| Email Address: |
ben@vice.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
Yes |
| ketchup or mustard? |
Mustard (no sugar) |
| what are you wearing? |
Navy and white |
|
| submitted on November 21, 2017 10:50 PM EST |
| Name: |
Angel p |
| Email Address: |
Prietoangel70@gmail.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
What do you call a dog with no legs?
A log. |
| ketchup or mustard? |
Mustard |
| what are you wearing? |
Black beanie. Black shirt. Black slacks. Black paratrooper boots |
|
| submitted on November 14, 2017 2:23 PM EST |
| Name: |
leili |
| Email Address: |
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| do you know any good jokes? |
rest in |
| ketchup or mustard? |
peace |
| what are you wearing? |
orfn |
|
| submitted on November 13, 2017 8:50 AM EST |
| Name: |
boo boo the fool |
| Email Address: |
yerrrrrrrrrrrrr@hotmail.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
that ho over there |
| ketchup or mustard? |
musty |
| what are you wearing? |
i<3 ny hoodie
chonies
ORFN 4 EVER *heart emoji* |
|
| submitted on July 20, 2017 8:35 PM EDT |
| Name: |
Janet |
| Email Address: |
TheHeaddog@gmail.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
My dog used to chanse people on a bike a lot, got so bad I had to take his bike away. Bwahahaha. |
| ketchup or mustard? |
Mayo |
| what are you wearing? |
Hand me downs. |
|
| submitted on July 2, 2017 1:37 PM EDT |
| Name: |
BARTS129 aka SIR LAMPSALOT BartKrustyFlanders |
| Email Address: |
misterrivers1984@gmail.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
It's too long of a story |
| ketchup or mustard? |
Mixed |
| what are you wearing? |
Pendleton Levi's and sox |
|
| submitted on June 5, 2017 11:10 AM EDT |
| Name: |
etnies |
| Email Address: |
Etnivera@yahoo.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
None that'll make ya laugh your socks off |
| ketchup or mustard? |
Both |
| what are you wearing? |
Work up in yesterday's fit lol |
|
| submitted on March 8, 2017 3:29 AM EST |
| Name: |
MIKEY 907 |
| Email Address: |
mikeysca@gmail.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
yes |
| ketchup or mustard? |
mustard |
| what are you wearing? |
black vans |
|
| submitted on March 7, 2017 2:53 PM EST |
| Name: |
ronnie |
| Email Address: |
ronnieb1002@gmail.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
the prez of u.s |
| ketchup or mustard? |
ketchup |
| what are you wearing? |
bart homer pjs and a vans shirt |
|
| submitted on March 4, 2017 2:35 AM EST |
| Name: |
baked boy @baked_boy |
| Email Address: |
youngspen100@gmail.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
no jokes just wanted to say REST IN PEACE ORFN ONE, you were my favorite street artists and artists in general. I won't forget
seeing your SAD JOSE tags and other pieces being inspired by your approach and style. Today I saw a tag of yours on a window
in San Jose on Stevens Creek Ave. and I still felt your spirit, imagining you writing this even in your time of pain and that's
true dedication and inspiration to know how passionate you were about your craft. You taught me to not take shit so serious
and just do your thing and a lot of my art/style is influenced by your style and approach. Thank you for being a local legend
and shitting on everyone else in the sea of shittyness that is the vibe in my city. Thank you #HUNGRYWAIF #ORFN #DFW # CHAINSAW
# SADJOSE |
| ketchup or mustard? |
Ketchup but if I fuck with mustard it has to have ketchup on it already |
| what are you wearing? |
Bleached jeans that I drew on, a GBC sweatshirt, some shitty white vans. - Baked Boy |
|
| submitted on March 3, 2017 6:44 AM EST |
| Name: |
Krunoslav Nemčić |
| Email Address: |
knemcic@gmail.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
I don't do jokes. |
| ketchup or mustard? |
mustard |
| what are you wearing? |
moustache |
|
| submitted on February 11, 2017 10:05 PM EST |
| Name: |
Malia Rose |
| Email Address: |
Maliacanepa@gmail.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
|
| ketchup or mustard? |
Ketchup |
| what are you wearing? |
Dirty work clothes |
|
| submitted on February 7, 2017 9:45 AM EST |
| Name: |
Snoopi |
| Email Address: |
guilupus@gmail.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
How do you make a girl cry twice? You take your dick outta her ass and clean your dick with her teddy bear. |
| ketchup or mustard? |
'chup |
| what are you wearing? |
Bill traylor shirt and pubic hair |
|
| submitted on January 30, 2017 1:59 PM EST |
| Name: |
night club dwight |
| Email Address: |
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| do you know any good jokes? |
brokeass always tryna sniff it all |
| ketchup or mustard? |
3rd & army |
| what are you wearing? |
fruit shelf dolores |
|
| submitted on January 28, 2017 8:42 PM EST |
| Name: |
Zachary Master |
| Email Address: |
Zacharym.master@gmail.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
Not on the fly |
| ketchup or mustard? |
Mustard |
| what are you wearing? |
Tshirt and jeans |
|
| submitted on January 28, 2017 3:47 AM EST |
| Name: |
Vagrant pony |
| Email Address: |
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| do you know any good jokes? |
American democracy |
| ketchup or mustard? |
the watery stuff on top of ketchup |
| what are you wearing? |
Mismatched socks |
|
| submitted on January 28, 2017 2:28 AM EST |
| Name: |
Eric |
| Email Address: |
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| do you know any good jokes? |
|
| ketchup or mustard? |
|
| what are you wearing? |
I remember you were the first tag I ever saw on a muni bus when I was 5 years old. I've been trying to draw like you ever
since. I love you |
|
| submitted on January 15, 2017 2:55 AM EST |
| Name: |
Hillary |
| Email Address: |
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| do you know any good jokes? |
So sorry to hear the news. You were quiet and kind to me. My heart goes out to all those hurt most by your passing. |
| ketchup or mustard? |
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| what are you wearing? |
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|
| submitted on January 8, 2017 2:06 PM EST |
| Name: |
King Shittypantz |
| Email Address: |
rapmyassoff@inthemstreetz.org |
| do you know any good jokes? |
This is next level inappropriate, you have been warned, I'm so sorry.
What's the worst part about eating bald pussy? Having to put the diaper back on. |
| ketchup or mustard? |
mustard |
| what are you wearing? |
boxers and sox, just woke up |
|
| submitted on January 3, 2017 5:21 PM EST |
| Name: |
Anthony |
| Email Address: |
Tonymazzuchi@gmail.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
Why did the chicken cross the road. To lure a child and his grandmother to death. |
| ketchup or mustard? |
Depends |
| what are you wearing? |
Long sleeve and jeans |
|
| submitted on December 28, 2016 7:41 PM EST |
| Name: |
@dinkychochan |
| Email Address: |
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| do you know any good jokes? |
How can you tell when your sister is on the rag?
Your dad's dick tastes funny... |
| ketchup or mustard? |
mayo |
| what are you wearing? |
black on black on black |
|
| submitted on December 28, 2016 3:05 PM EST |
| Name: |
Oh yeah... Instagram: @cruoks |
| Email Address: |
|
| do you know any good jokes? |
vhethics.storenvy.com |
| ketchup or mustard? |
|
| what are you wearing? |
Clothes again |
|
| submitted on December 28, 2016 3:01 PM EST |
| Name: |
cruoks |
| Email Address: |
cruoksthegoon@gmail.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
I am wearing clothes |
| ketchup or mustard? |
|
| what are you wearing? |
|
|
| submitted on December 13, 2016 11:18 PM EST |
| Name: |
fuck |
| Email Address: |
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| do you know any good jokes? |
|
| ketchup or mustard? |
no |
| what are you wearing? |
yes |
|
| submitted on December 2, 2016 4:12 PM EST |
| Name: |
Aspen |
| Email Address: |
Aspendurand@gmail.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
It's inappropriate and not usually my taste to say something like this but this one got me when I first heard it. Sorry in
advance. <3
What do you call a Jewish Pokemon trainer?
Ash |
| ketchup or mustard? |
Ketchup |
| what are you wearing? |
Itty bitty polka dot bikini |
|
| submitted on December 1, 2016 8:51 PM EST |
| Name: |
aethrone |
| Email Address: |
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| do you know any good jokes? |
|
| ketchup or mustard? |
|
| what are you wearing? |
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|
| submitted on December 1, 2016 4:55 AM EST |
| Name: |
Lifeless Oner |
| Email Address: |
lifelessoner@life.org |
| do you know any good jokes? |
none that would make you laugh |
| ketchup or mustard? |
really depends, none is universally better in my opinion, both serve a unique purpose |
| what are you wearing? |
graphic t shit, flannel hoodie/jacket hybrid, pajama pants |
|
| submitted on November 16, 2016 12:20 PM EST |
| Name: |
Graham Turner |
| Email Address: |
http://iceboxdino.tumblr.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
fuck you |
| ketchup or mustard? |
Heinz 57 ketchup always |
| what are you wearing? |
a four piece bikini |
|
| submitted on September 20, 2016 10:09 PM EDT |
| Name: |
Mikey Swist |
| Email Address: |
mikeswist@gmail.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest. |
| ketchup or mustard? |
mustard |
| what are you wearing? |
me out.
Please tell Ian Helwig HELLO and to email me if he has time and is so inclined to do so. mikeswist@gmail.com Ian, far winds
and following seas to you. All my love, bruh. |
|
| submitted on September 15, 2016 3:10 AM EDT |
| Name: |
Rabbit Garcia |
| Email Address: |
Molivar1@mail.ccsf.edu |
| do you know any good jokes? |
N/@ |
| ketchup or mustard? |
Mustard |
| what are you wearing? |
Rabbit ears |
|
| submitted on July 27, 2016 12:36 AM EDT |
| Name: |
Beynolds |
| Email Address: |
beynolds@me.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
Why did the Indian not have dinner plans?
Because he was already on the reservation... |
| ketchup or mustard? |
Both |
| what are you wearing? |
Carrharts and white tee no shoes |
|
| submitted on June 2, 2016 7:31 PM EDT |
| Name: |
Ivan Drago |
| Email Address: |
jimmygobblez27@gmail.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
please email me I need hlp |
| ketchup or mustard? |
ketchup |
| what are you wearing? |
one shirt one pants one undewear two socks two shoes |
|
| submitted on May 16, 2016 4:46 AM EDT |
| Name: |
Hieronymus Bosch - 5/16/16 |
| Email Address: |
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| do you know any good jokes? |
Donald Trump; CNN; safe-space enthusiasts; Catholic-guilt. |
| ketchup or mustard? |
Heinz or French's? Oolong or Jasmine? Woolf or Joyce? |
| what are you wearing? |
Banana Republic, like any rank and file hipster. I'll die with my boots on, but not in the idiomatic sense, but because I
refuse to wear tennis shoes. |
|
| submitted on April 26, 2016 2:47 PM EDT |
| Name: |
Hokus Pokus |
| Email Address: |
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| do you know any good jokes? |
Life in general. |
| ketchup or mustard? |
Spicy Mustard |
| what are you wearing? |
Racked goods from Macys |
|
| submitted on March 28, 2016 1:48 AM EDT |
| Name: |
yazmar samoht |
| Email Address: |
7300days @ Instagram |
| do you know any good jokes? |
What'd you call a blind dear? |
| ketchup or mustard? |
|
| what are you wearing? |
>;^) |
|
| submitted on March 11, 2016 10:53 PM EST |
| Name: |
Dawn and Bill |
| Email Address: |
Shastaed@gmail.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
What did Jesus say to the cheddar cheese? Contact me an you get to find out. |
| ketchup or mustard? |
Mount Shasta |
| what are you wearing? |
Anklettes |
|
| submitted on February 23, 2016 5:42 AM EST |
| Name: |
calvin |
| Email Address: |
calvinclarke97@gmail.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
what do you call a flying jew? ... Smoke |
| ketchup or mustard? |
mustard for sure |
| what are you wearing? |
sick clothes |
|
| submitted on February 6, 2016 5:20 PM EST |
| Name: |
pierre yasuda |
| Email Address: |
yasudapierre@gmail.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
|
| ketchup or mustard? |
|
| what are you wearing? |
|
|
| submitted on December 28, 2015 10:28 AM EST |
| Name: |
Aaron |
| Email Address: |
aarongins@gmail.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
the fun guy one |
| ketchup or mustard? |
i like that |
| what are you wearing? |
gunwash.com shirt |
|
| submitted on December 22, 2015 9:55 AM EST |
| Name: |
Chow |
| Email Address: |
dog3177@gmail.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
Last night i dreamt i wrote the lord of the rings turns out i was just Tolkien in my sleeep! |
| ketchup or mustard? |
We all know what the best condiment is |
| what are you wearing? |
work costume |
|
| submitted on December 16, 2015 10:19 PM EST |
| Name: |
Ooti |
| Email Address: |
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| do you know any good jokes? |
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| ketchup or mustard? |
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| what are you wearing? |
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|
| submitted on December 15, 2015 10:43 PM EST |
| Name: |
RT |
| Email Address: |
Rtaaggaart@gmail.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
Mzaaazyyyyyybe... |
| ketchup or mustard? |
Horseradish |
| what are you wearing? |
The same thing you are... huh, 'magine dat. |
|
| submitted on December 14, 2015 11:53 PM EST |
| Name: |
Ko |
| Email Address: |
Koichis49@gmail.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
wanna be Justin Bieberlake? |
| ketchup or mustard? |
mustang |
| what are you wearing? |
Tiny pajamas |
|
| submitted on December 2, 2015 4:38 AM EST |
| Name: |
Gabriel |
| Email Address: |
gabemathews@hotmail.co.uk |
| do you know any good jokes? |
There was an explosion at a cheese factory... there was debris everywhere!! |
| ketchup or mustard? |
ketchup |
| what are you wearing? |
toga |
|
| submitted on December 1, 2015 4:54 AM EST |
| Name: |
Bert |
| Email Address: |
None |
| do you know any good jokes? |
No |
| ketchup or mustard? |
Creamed cheese |
| what are you wearing? |
Pants |
|
| submitted on November 4, 2015 5:00 PM EST |
| Name: |
Dylan Scott |
| Email Address: |
dylanscott87@gmail.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
Talking to a prossy
me: i got lost the other day - just outside of k road
prossy: well dahl you should probably get a digital map thingy gps or something
me: yeh! like a Garmin.
prossy: no dahl it's not a fucking fashion ensemble |
| ketchup or mustard? |
mustard |
| what are you wearing? |
pants and sweatshirt |
|
| submitted on November 3, 2015 12:52 PM EST |
| Name: |
loward durner |
| Email Address: |
lahorvitz@gmail.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
|
| ketchup or mustard? |
mustard |
| what are you wearing? |
r there still vampire wizard zues mags I can buy? |
|
| submitted on September 17, 2015 3:59 PM EDT |
| Name: |
Yaz |
| Email Address: |
yazminezoraida89@gmail.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
Life is a joke |
| ketchup or mustard? |
both plus relish |
| what are you wearing? |
clothes |
|
| submitted on September 16, 2015 4:00 PM EDT |
| Name: |
Conor Clarke |
| Email Address: |
mr.conroycmc@gmail.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
why was the boy crying?
Cos the fridge fell on him |
| ketchup or mustard? |
ketchup |
| what are you wearing? |
Representclo jeans and hoodie |
|
| submitted on September 10, 2015 11:07 AM EDT |
| Name: |
David Strettell |
| Email Address: |
dstrettell@dashwoodbooks.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
no |
| ketchup or mustard? |
mustard |
| what are you wearing? |
Navy Blue as always |
|
| submitted on September 2, 2015 1:51 PM EDT |
| Name: |
Neilske |
| Email Address: |
Boombyebye1990@gmail.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
HUMANITY |
| ketchup or mustard? |
Mustard |
| what are you wearing? |
The burden of society |
|
| submitted on July 27, 2015 8:18 PM EDT |
| Name: |
Rabitt Garcia |
| Email Address: |
Molivar1@mail.ccsf.edu |
| do you know any good jokes? |
My life |
| ketchup or mustard? |
Tapatio |
| what are you wearing? |
A black hoodie |
|
| submitted on July 24, 2015 9:47 PM EDT |
| Name: |
Jans Albrecht |
| Email Address: |
Groupshowla@gmail.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
Would it be possible to get a PDF of any available Cali Dewitt work? Thank you |
| ketchup or mustard? |
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| what are you wearing? |
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|
| submitted on July 18, 2015 9:19 PM EDT |
| Name: |
jake barnett |
| Email Address: |
barnettsjake@gmail.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
Did you know theres rabbits on the moon?
Well there is also hares on uranus. |
| ketchup or mustard? |
both |
| what are you wearing? |
a purple and grey striped jersey, baggy jeans, white socks |
|
| submitted on July 9, 2015 4:20 PM EDT |
| Name: |
|
| Email Address: |
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| do you know any good jokes? |
|
| ketchup or mustard? |
|
| what are you wearing? |
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|
| submitted on July 1, 2015 7:51 PM EDT |
| Name: |
niscu |
| Email Address: |
nicolascutt@gmail.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
not even one, you have found my biggest flaw |
| ketchup or mustard? |
ketchup |
| what are you wearing? |
dried clay, dust, and hair |
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| submitted on May 15, 2015 2:54 PM EDT |
| Name: |
Claudio Majorana |
| Email Address: |
hello@claudiomajorana.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
No, but I have a friend who does. |
| ketchup or mustard? |
Arancino |
| what are you wearing? |
Hi Lele,
I'd like to send you a copy of my new book. It's an hand bound book about a project about skateboard tours in Sicily.
If you send me an address on my mail I'll ship you a copy straight from Sicily.
Talk soon
Claudio |
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| submitted on May 12, 2015 3:24 AM EDT |
| Name: |
Alvin kerremans |
| Email Address: |
Alvin.kerremans@gmail.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
Um, penis? |
| ketchup or mustard? |
Ketchup. Mustard sucks. |
| what are you wearing? |
Shorts.
Where is this even located in??? |
|
| submitted on April 20, 2015 8:55 PM EDT |
| Name: |
jd |
| Email Address: |
jddeardourff@gmail.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
what's the difference between neil armstrong and michael jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKED on the moon, michael jackson fucked
little kids |
| ketchup or mustard? |
depends |
| what are you wearing? |
mesh shorts. do you have any group shows coming up? id like to get involved. www.deardourff.com |
|
| submitted on April 20, 2015 5:41 PM EDT |
| Name: |
Dan |
| Email Address: |
sunshinegunclub@gmail.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
hmmmm |
| ketchup or mustard? |
both |
| what are you wearing? |
nothing |
|
| submitted on April 1, 2015 11:00 AM EDT |
| Name: |
Holly Harrell |
| Email Address: |
hharre@saic.edu |
| do you know any good jokes? |
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky. What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef What do you call
a cow with no front legs? Lean Beef What do you call a cow with no legs at all? Ground beef What do you call a cow that has
2 legs? Side of beef What do you call a cow that has 1 leg? Steak |
| ketchup or mustard? |
special sauce |
| what are you wearing? |
a pumpkin costume |
|
| submitted on March 17, 2015 8:52 PM EDT |
| Name: |
jon |
| Email Address: |
jonathanhandel@yahoo.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
why do jews have big noses? |
| ketchup or mustard? |
mustard |
| what are you wearing? |
capri pants and a rhinestone cowboy jacket. |
|
| submitted on February 20, 2015 10:16 AM EST |
| Name: |
Tom Hemmerick |
| Email Address: |
iamrosemariesbaby |
| do you know any good jokes? |
why couldn't the irish guy become a lawyer.....
because he couldn't pass the bar....
|
| ketchup or mustard? |
bajan pepper sauce |
| what are you wearing? |
just a pair of boxers of course |
|
| submitted on February 7, 2015 1:27 AM EST |
| Name: |
Hrair Kerametlian |
| Email Address: |
hrairk@gmail.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
Yes... here it goes... One day there were two boys named "Shut up" and "Trouble" who were playing hide and seek when a police
man came up to "Shut up" and asked "Hey kid, what's your name?"... and the boy naturally replied back and said "Shut up!"...
the police man got pissed and said "Hey kid! Are you looking for trouble?!?!?!"... and Shut Up said "Yes sir!". |
| ketchup or mustard? |
Mustard (Grey Poupon) |
| what are you wearing? |
Nobody care's what I'm wearing, but it's usually something green (my favorite color). BTW, are you Stefan Simikich? If so,
you better fucking remember me from Riviera Elementary School in Torrance. We were fucking BEST FRIENDS (at least that is
what I thought at the time). I was so sad when you had to move to San Diego, actually, I remember many of us were sad because
we liked you so much. If it helps you to remember me, I had a sleep over at your place a few times and I remember your dad
being the coolest dude ever (I hope he is still alive and well!) and I remember your mom reprimanding you for sticking your
finger into the cookie dough. I can't find a facebook page of you to connect back with you (not like I do facebook much myself),
but please let me know you're alive, doing well and I'd love to meet you once more in the future. Take care! Your Friend ~
Hrair Kerametlian (Redmond, WA) |
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| submitted on January 22, 2015 6:04 PM EST |
| Name: |
John C O |
| Email Address: |
jcomonkey@gmail.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
ill tell you later |
| ketchup or mustard? |
mustard |
| what are you wearing? |
my penis and balls |
|
| submitted on January 12, 2015 4:52 PM EST |
| Name: |
Cheryl |
| Email Address: |
cheryl.georgette@gmail.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
|
| ketchup or mustard? |
|
| what are you wearing? |
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|
| submitted on January 2, 2015 12:23 PM EST |
| Name: |
Taylor Sizemore |
| Email Address: |
beatsalad@gmail.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
Q: if you are holding a bee in your hand, what is in your eye?
A: beauty! because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder. |
| ketchup or mustard? |
musterd |
| what are you wearing? |
a vest a sweater black jeans and skate hi's. duh! |
|
| submitted on December 29, 2014 4:13 PM EST |
| Name: |
riccardo lionello |
| Email Address: |
doppiapalma@gmail.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
ciao lele! |
| ketchup or mustard? |
succo di frutta |
| what are you wearing? |
mutande |
|
| submitted on November 11, 2014 5:15 PM EST |
| Name: |
ZOE FISHER |
| Email Address: |
ZOEALEXANDERFISHER@GMAIL.COM |
| do you know any good jokes? |
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| ketchup or mustard? |
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| what are you wearing? |
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|
| submitted on November 4, 2014 4:35 PM EST |
| Name: |
BEN ROBEY |
| Email Address: |
rev.mcfly@gmail.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
YEAH WHATS FUNNY LOOKING ? ME ! |
| ketchup or mustard? |
BOTH |
| what are you wearing? |
JAHSTAR BARTT SIMPSON SHIRT |
|
| submitted on November 4, 2014 12:46 AM EST |
| Name: |
seby |
| Email Address: |
seby.caceres@gmail.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
nope |
| ketchup or mustard? |
mustard |
| what are you wearing? |
jeans and a t-shirt |
|
| submitted on November 2, 2014 7:00 PM EST |
| Name: |
julia |
| Email Address: |
julia.biasi@gmail.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer, husband writes: mypenis. a window pops up: not long
enough. |
| ketchup or mustard? |
ketchup and mustard |
| what are you wearing? |
my grandma's underwear. |
|
| submitted on October 24, 2014 9:44 PM EDT |
| Name: |
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| Email Address: |
info@tongyixin.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
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| ketchup or mustard? |
|
| what are you wearing? |
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|
| submitted on October 16, 2014 12:55 PM EDT |
| Name: |
jimi franklin |
| Email Address: |
info@jimifranklin.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
|
| ketchup or mustard? |
|
| what are you wearing? |
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|
| submitted on October 8, 2014 3:26 PM EDT |
| Name: |
Ass Dan |
| Email Address: |
careerbboy1@sbcglobal |
| do you know any good jokes? |
muddgutts dot com! get it! ha ha!
fuck off! |
| ketchup or mustard? |
fuck off! |
| what are you wearing? |
my flesh suit |
|
| submitted on September 24, 2014 12:58 AM EDT |
| Name: |
Abraham |
| Email Address: |
abedzamorav@Gmail.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
Why did the mushroom go to the party. |
| ketchup or mustard? |
ketchup |
| what are you wearing? |
Nothing |
|
| submitted on September 17, 2014 12:07 AM EDT |
| Name: |
catherineann |
| Email Address: |
catbuckler@gmail.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
i put the "no" in kNOck, kNOck |
| ketchup or mustard? |
mustard |
| what are you wearing? |
pjs & my heart on my sleeve |
|
| submitted on September 10, 2014 10:06 PM EDT |
| Name: |
nick |
| Email Address: |
nick@nicholasvenaglia.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?
I can’t believe someone would stoop so low. |
| ketchup or mustard? |
both |
| what are you wearing? |
denim |
|
| submitted on September 10, 2014 7:54 PM EDT |
| Name: |
Justin Guthrie |
| Email Address: |
poilskate@gmail.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? They don't have balls to scratch.
|
| ketchup or mustard? |
ketchup |
| what are you wearing? |
I'm wearing white socks, and skinny black kr3w's, no shirt |
|
| submitted on August 15, 2014 9:10 PM EDT |
| Name: |
Beiby |
| Email Address: |
Tomorrowistheendoftheworld@gmail.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
You should speak to me my English pronunciation is a joke. |
| ketchup or mustard? |
K |
| what are you wearing? |
Gray tshirt and black lace pantie |
|
| submitted on August 13, 2014 4:50 PM EDT |
| Name: |
Elevine |
| Email Address: |
e@elevineberge.com |
| do you know any good jokes? |
|
| ketchup or mustard? |
mustard |
| what are you wearing? |
black |
|
| submitted on July 26, 2014 2:26 PM EDT |
| Name: |
BK68 |
| Email Address: |
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| do you know any good jokes? |
my arms are longer than my legs and its pising me OFF |
| ketchup or mustard? |
i dont eat the shit |
| what are you wearing? |
valuer dress socks and a "stop chemtrailing" ball cap |
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