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submitted on July 20, 2017 8:35 PM EDT
Name: Janet
Email Address: TheHeaddog@gmail.com
do you know any good jokes? My dog used to chanse people on a bike a lot, got so bad I had to take his bike away. Bwahahaha.
ketchup or mustard? Mayo
what are you wearing? Hand me downs.

submitted on July 2, 2017 1:37 PM EDT
Name: BARTS129 aka SIR LAMPSALOT BartKrustyFlanders
Email Address: misterrivers1984@gmail.com
do you know any good jokes? It's too long of a story
ketchup or mustard? Mixed
what are you wearing? Pendleton Levi's and sox

submitted on June 5, 2017 11:10 AM EDT
Name: etnies
Email Address: Etnivera@yahoo.com
do you know any good jokes? None that'll make ya laugh your socks off
ketchup or mustard? Both
what are you wearing? Work up in yesterday's fit lol

submitted on March 8, 2017 3:29 AM EST
Name: MIKEY 907
Email Address: mikeysca@gmail.com
do you know any good jokes? yes
ketchup or mustard? mustard
what are you wearing? black vans

submitted on March 7, 2017 2:53 PM EST
Name: ronnie
Email Address: ronnieb1002@gmail.com
do you know any good jokes? the prez of u.s
ketchup or mustard? ketchup
what are you wearing? bart homer pjs and a vans shirt

submitted on March 4, 2017 2:35 AM EST
Name: baked boy @baked_boy
Email Address: youngspen100@gmail.com
do you know any good jokes? no jokes just wanted to say REST IN PEACE ORFN ONE, you were my favorite street artists and artists in general. I won't forget seeing your SAD JOSE tags and other pieces being inspired by your approach and style. Today I saw a tag of yours on a window in San Jose on Stevens Creek Ave. and I still felt your spirit, imagining you writing this even in your time of pain and that's true dedication and inspiration to know how passionate you were about your craft. You taught me to not take shit so serious and just do your thing and a lot of my art/style is influenced by your style and approach. Thank you for being a local legend and shitting on everyone else in the sea of shittyness that is the vibe in my city. Thank you #HUNGRYWAIF #ORFN #DFW # CHAINSAW # SADJOSE
ketchup or mustard? Ketchup but if I fuck with mustard it has to have ketchup on it already
what are you wearing? Bleached jeans that I drew on, a GBC sweatshirt, some shitty white vans. - Baked Boy

submitted on March 3, 2017 6:44 AM EST
Name: Krunoslav Nemčić
Email Address: knemcic@gmail.com
do you know any good jokes? I don't do jokes.
ketchup or mustard? mustard
what are you wearing? moustache

submitted on February 11, 2017 10:05 PM EST
Name: Malia Rose
Email Address: Maliacanepa@gmail.com
do you know any good jokes?
ketchup or mustard? Ketchup
what are you wearing? Dirty work clothes

submitted on February 7, 2017 9:45 AM EST
Name: Snoopi
Email Address: guilupus@gmail.com
do you know any good jokes? How do you make a girl cry twice? You take your dick outta her ass and clean your dick with her teddy bear.
ketchup or mustard? 'chup
what are you wearing? Bill traylor shirt and pubic hair

submitted on January 30, 2017 1:59 PM EST
Name: night club dwight
Email Address:
do you know any good jokes? brokeass always tryna sniff it all
ketchup or mustard? 3rd & army
what are you wearing? fruit shelf dolores

submitted on January 28, 2017 8:42 PM EST
Name: Zachary Master
Email Address: Zacharym.master@gmail.com
do you know any good jokes? Not on the fly
ketchup or mustard? Mustard
what are you wearing? Tshirt and jeans

submitted on January 28, 2017 3:47 AM EST
Name: Vagrant pony
Email Address:
do you know any good jokes? American democracy
ketchup or mustard? the watery stuff on top of ketchup
what are you wearing? Mismatched socks

submitted on January 28, 2017 2:28 AM EST
Name: Eric
Email Address:
do you know any good jokes?
ketchup or mustard?
what are you wearing? I remember you were the first tag I ever saw on a muni bus when I was 5 years old. I've been trying to draw like you ever since. I love you

submitted on January 15, 2017 2:55 AM EST
Name: Hillary
Email Address:
do you know any good jokes? So sorry to hear the news. You were quiet and kind to me. My heart goes out to all those hurt most by your passing.
ketchup or mustard?
what are you wearing?

submitted on January 8, 2017 2:06 PM EST
Name: King Shittypantz
Email Address: rapmyassoff@inthemstreetz.org
do you know any good jokes? This is next level inappropriate, you have been warned, I'm so sorry. What's the worst part about eating bald pussy? Having to put the diaper back on.
ketchup or mustard? mustard
what are you wearing? boxers and sox, just woke up

submitted on January 3, 2017 5:21 PM EST
Name: Anthony
Email Address: Tonymazzuchi@gmail.com
do you know any good jokes? Why did the chicken cross the road. To lure a child and his grandmother to death.
ketchup or mustard? Depends
what are you wearing? Long sleeve and jeans

submitted on December 28, 2016 7:41 PM EST
Name: @dinkychochan
Email Address:
do you know any good jokes? How can you tell when your sister is on the rag? Your dad's dick tastes funny...
ketchup or mustard? mayo
what are you wearing? black on black on black

submitted on December 28, 2016 3:05 PM EST
Name: Oh yeah... Instagram: @cruoks
Email Address:
do you know any good jokes? vhethics.storenvy.com
ketchup or mustard?
what are you wearing? Clothes again

submitted on December 28, 2016 3:01 PM EST
Name: cruoks
Email Address: cruoksthegoon@gmail.com
do you know any good jokes? I am wearing clothes
ketchup or mustard?
what are you wearing?

submitted on December 13, 2016 11:18 PM EST
Name: fuck
Email Address:
do you know any good jokes?
ketchup or mustard? no
what are you wearing? yes

submitted on December 2, 2016 4:12 PM EST
Name: Aspen
Email Address: Aspendurand@gmail.com
do you know any good jokes? It's inappropriate and not usually my taste to say something like this but this one got me when I first heard it. Sorry in advance. <3 What do you call a Jewish Pokemon trainer? Ash
ketchup or mustard? Ketchup
what are you wearing? Itty bitty polka dot bikini

submitted on December 1, 2016 8:51 PM EST
Name: aethrone
Email Address:
do you know any good jokes?
ketchup or mustard?
what are you wearing?

submitted on December 1, 2016 4:55 AM EST
Name: Lifeless Oner
Email Address: lifelessoner@life.org
do you know any good jokes? none that would make you laugh
ketchup or mustard? really depends, none is universally better in my opinion, both serve a unique purpose
what are you wearing? graphic t shit, flannel hoodie/jacket hybrid, pajama pants

submitted on November 16, 2016 12:20 PM EST
Name: Graham Turner
Email Address: http://iceboxdino.tumblr.com
do you know any good jokes? fuck you
ketchup or mustard? Heinz 57 ketchup always
what are you wearing? a four piece bikini

submitted on September 20, 2016 10:09 PM EDT
Name: Mikey Swist
Email Address: mikeswist@gmail.com
do you know any good jokes? What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.
ketchup or mustard? mustard
what are you wearing? me out. Please tell Ian Helwig HELLO and to email me if he has time and is so inclined to do so. mikeswist@gmail.com Ian, far winds and following seas to you. All my love, bruh.

submitted on September 15, 2016 3:10 AM EDT
Name: Rabbit Garcia
Email Address: Molivar1@mail.ccsf.edu
do you know any good jokes? N/@
ketchup or mustard? Mustard
what are you wearing? Rabbit ears

submitted on July 27, 2016 12:36 AM EDT
Name: Beynolds
Email Address: beynolds@me.com
do you know any good jokes? Why did the Indian not have dinner plans? Because he was already on the reservation...
ketchup or mustard? Both
what are you wearing? Carrharts and white tee no shoes

submitted on June 2, 2016 7:31 PM EDT
Name: Ivan Drago
Email Address: jimmygobblez27@gmail.com
do you know any good jokes? please email me I need hlp
ketchup or mustard? ketchup
what are you wearing? one shirt one pants one undewear two socks two shoes

submitted on May 16, 2016 4:46 AM EDT
Name: Hieronymus Bosch - 5/16/16
Email Address:
do you know any good jokes? Donald Trump; CNN; safe-space enthusiasts; Catholic-guilt.
ketchup or mustard? Heinz or French's? Oolong or Jasmine? Woolf or Joyce?
what are you wearing? Banana Republic, like any rank and file hipster. I'll die with my boots on, but not in the idiomatic sense, but because I refuse to wear tennis shoes.

submitted on April 26, 2016 2:47 PM EDT
Name: Hokus Pokus
Email Address:
do you know any good jokes? Life in general.
ketchup or mustard? Spicy Mustard
what are you wearing? Racked goods from Macys

submitted on March 28, 2016 1:48 AM EDT
Name: yazmar samoht
Email Address: 7300days @ Instagram
do you know any good jokes? What'd you call a blind dear?
ketchup or mustard?
what are you wearing? >;^)

submitted on March 11, 2016 10:53 PM EST
Name: Dawn and Bill
Email Address: Shastaed@gmail.com
do you know any good jokes? What did Jesus say to the cheddar cheese? Contact me an you get to find out.
ketchup or mustard? Mount Shasta
what are you wearing? Anklettes

submitted on February 23, 2016 5:42 AM EST
Name: calvin
Email Address: calvinclarke97@gmail.com
do you know any good jokes? what do you call a flying jew? ... Smoke
ketchup or mustard? mustard for sure
what are you wearing? sick clothes

submitted on February 6, 2016 5:20 PM EST
Name: pierre yasuda
Email Address: yasudapierre@gmail.com
do you know any good jokes?
ketchup or mustard?
what are you wearing?

submitted on December 28, 2015 10:28 AM EST
Name: Aaron
Email Address: aarongins@gmail.com
do you know any good jokes? the fun guy one
ketchup or mustard? i like that
what are you wearing? gunwash.com shirt

submitted on December 22, 2015 9:55 AM EST
Name: Chow
Email Address: dog3177@gmail.com
do you know any good jokes? Last night i dreamt i wrote the lord of the rings turns out i was just Tolkien in my sleeep!
ketchup or mustard? We all know what the best condiment is
what are you wearing? work costume

submitted on December 16, 2015 10:19 PM EST
Name: Ooti
Email Address:
do you know any good jokes?
ketchup or mustard?
what are you wearing?

submitted on December 15, 2015 10:43 PM EST
Name: RT
Email Address: Rtaaggaart@gmail.com
do you know any good jokes? Mzaaazyyyyyybe...
ketchup or mustard? Horseradish
what are you wearing? The same thing you are... huh, 'magine dat.

submitted on December 14, 2015 11:53 PM EST
Name: Ko
Email Address: Koichis49@gmail.com
do you know any good jokes? wanna be Justin Bieberlake?
ketchup or mustard? mustang
what are you wearing? Tiny pajamas

submitted on December 2, 2015 4:38 AM EST
Name: Gabriel
Email Address: gabemathews@hotmail.co.uk
do you know any good jokes? There was an explosion at a cheese factory... there was debris everywhere!!
ketchup or mustard? ketchup
what are you wearing? toga

submitted on December 1, 2015 4:54 AM EST
Name: Bert
Email Address: None
do you know any good jokes? No
ketchup or mustard? Creamed cheese
what are you wearing? Pants

submitted on November 4, 2015 5:00 PM EST
Name: Dylan Scott
Email Address: dylanscott87@gmail.com
do you know any good jokes? Talking to a prossy me: i got lost the other day - just outside of k road prossy: well dahl you should probably get a digital map thingy gps or something me: yeh! like a Garmin. prossy: no dahl it's not a fucking fashion ensemble
ketchup or mustard? mustard
what are you wearing? pants and sweatshirt

submitted on November 3, 2015 12:52 PM EST
Name: loward durner
Email Address: lahorvitz@gmail.com
do you know any good jokes?
ketchup or mustard? mustard
what are you wearing? r there still vampire wizard zues mags I can buy?

submitted on September 17, 2015 3:59 PM EDT
Name: Yaz
Email Address: yazminezoraida89@gmail.com
do you know any good jokes? Life is a joke
ketchup or mustard? both plus relish
what are you wearing? clothes

submitted on September 16, 2015 4:00 PM EDT
Name: Conor Clarke
Email Address: mr.conroycmc@gmail.com
do you know any good jokes? why was the boy crying? Cos the fridge fell on him
ketchup or mustard? ketchup
what are you wearing? Representclo jeans and hoodie

submitted on September 10, 2015 11:07 AM EDT
Name: David Strettell
Email Address: dstrettell@dashwoodbooks.com
do you know any good jokes? no
ketchup or mustard? mustard
what are you wearing? Navy Blue as always

submitted on September 2, 2015 1:51 PM EDT
Name: Neilske
Email Address: Boombyebye1990@gmail.com
do you know any good jokes? HUMANITY
ketchup or mustard? Mustard
what are you wearing? The burden of society

submitted on July 27, 2015 8:18 PM EDT
Name: Rabitt Garcia
Email Address: Molivar1@mail.ccsf.edu
do you know any good jokes? My life
ketchup or mustard? Tapatio
what are you wearing? A black hoodie

submitted on July 24, 2015 9:47 PM EDT
Name: Jans Albrecht
Email Address: Groupshowla@gmail.com
do you know any good jokes? Would it be possible to get a PDF of any available Cali Dewitt work? Thank you
ketchup or mustard?
what are you wearing?

submitted on July 18, 2015 9:19 PM EDT
Name: jake barnett
Email Address: barnettsjake@gmail.com
do you know any good jokes? Did you know theres rabbits on the moon? Well there is also hares on uranus.
ketchup or mustard? both
what are you wearing? a purple and grey striped jersey, baggy jeans, white socks

submitted on July 9, 2015 4:20 PM EDT
Name:
Email Address:
do you know any good jokes?
ketchup or mustard?
what are you wearing?

submitted on July 1, 2015 7:51 PM EDT
Name: niscu
Email Address: nicolascutt@gmail.com
do you know any good jokes? not even one, you have found my biggest flaw
ketchup or mustard? ketchup
what are you wearing? dried clay, dust, and hair

submitted on May 15, 2015 2:54 PM EDT
Name: Claudio Majorana
Email Address: hello@claudiomajorana.com
do you know any good jokes? No, but I have a friend who does.
ketchup or mustard? Arancino
what are you wearing? Hi Lele, I'd like to send you a copy of my new book. It's an hand bound book about a project about skateboard tours in Sicily. If you send me an address on my mail I'll ship you a copy straight from Sicily. Talk soon Claudio

submitted on May 12, 2015 3:24 AM EDT
Name: Alvin kerremans
Email Address: Alvin.kerremans@gmail.com
do you know any good jokes? Um, penis?
ketchup or mustard? Ketchup. Mustard sucks.
what are you wearing? Shorts. Where is this even located in???

submitted on April 20, 2015 8:55 PM EDT
Name: jd
Email Address: jddeardourff@gmail.com
do you know any good jokes? what's the difference between neil armstrong and michael jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKED on the moon, michael jackson fucked little kids
ketchup or mustard? depends
what are you wearing? mesh shorts. do you have any group shows coming up? id like to get involved. www.deardourff.com

submitted on April 20, 2015 5:41 PM EDT
Name: Dan
Email Address: sunshinegunclub@gmail.com
do you know any good jokes? hmmmm
ketchup or mustard? both
what are you wearing? nothing

submitted on April 1, 2015 11:00 AM EDT
Name: Holly Harrell
Email Address: hharre@saic.edu
do you know any good jokes? What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky. What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef What do you call a cow with no front legs? Lean Beef What do you call a cow with no legs at all? Ground beef What do you call a cow that has 2 legs? Side of beef What do you call a cow that has 1 leg? Steak
ketchup or mustard? special sauce
what are you wearing? a pumpkin costume

submitted on March 17, 2015 8:52 PM EDT
Name: jon
Email Address: jonathanhandel@yahoo.com
do you know any good jokes? why do jews have big noses?
ketchup or mustard? mustard
what are you wearing? capri pants and a rhinestone cowboy jacket.

submitted on February 20, 2015 10:16 AM EST
Name: Tom Hemmerick
Email Address: iamrosemariesbaby
do you know any good jokes? why couldn't the irish guy become a lawyer..... because he couldn't pass the bar....
ketchup or mustard? bajan pepper sauce
what are you wearing? just a pair of boxers of course

submitted on February 7, 2015 1:27 AM EST
Name: Hrair Kerametlian
Email Address: hrairk@gmail.com
do you know any good jokes? Yes... here it goes... One day there were two boys named "Shut up" and "Trouble" who were playing hide and seek when a police man came up to "Shut up" and asked "Hey kid, what's your name?"... and the boy naturally replied back and said "Shut up!"... the police man got pissed and said "Hey kid! Are you looking for trouble?!?!?!"... and Shut Up said "Yes sir!".
ketchup or mustard? Mustard (Grey Poupon)
what are you wearing? Nobody care's what I'm wearing, but it's usually something green (my favorite color). BTW, are you Stefan Simikich? If so, you better fucking remember me from Riviera Elementary School in Torrance. We were fucking BEST FRIENDS (at least that is what I thought at the time). I was so sad when you had to move to San Diego, actually, I remember many of us were sad because we liked you so much. If it helps you to remember me, I had a sleep over at your place a few times and I remember your dad being the coolest dude ever (I hope he is still alive and well!) and I remember your mom reprimanding you for sticking your finger into the cookie dough. I can't find a facebook page of you to connect back with you (not like I do facebook much myself), but please let me know you're alive, doing well and I'd love to meet you once more in the future. Take care! Your Friend ~ Hrair Kerametlian (Redmond, WA)

submitted on January 22, 2015 6:04 PM EST
Name: John C O
Email Address: jcomonkey@gmail.com
do you know any good jokes? ill tell you later
ketchup or mustard? mustard
what are you wearing? my penis and balls

submitted on January 12, 2015 4:52 PM EST
Name: Cheryl
Email Address: cheryl.georgette@gmail.com
do you know any good jokes?
ketchup or mustard?
what are you wearing?

submitted on January 2, 2015 12:23 PM EST
Name: Taylor Sizemore
Email Address: beatsalad@gmail.com
do you know any good jokes? Q: if you are holding a bee in your hand, what is in your eye? A: beauty! because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
ketchup or mustard? musterd
what are you wearing? a vest a sweater black jeans and skate hi's. duh!

submitted on December 29, 2014 4:13 PM EST
Name: riccardo lionello
Email Address: doppiapalma@gmail.com
do you know any good jokes? ciao lele!
ketchup or mustard? succo di frutta
what are you wearing? mutande

submitted on November 11, 2014 5:15 PM EST
Name: ZOE FISHER
Email Address: ZOEALEXANDERFISHER@GMAIL.COM
do you know any good jokes?
ketchup or mustard?
what are you wearing?

submitted on November 4, 2014 4:35 PM EST
Name: BEN ROBEY
Email Address: rev.mcfly@gmail.com
do you know any good jokes? YEAH WHATS FUNNY LOOKING ? ME !
ketchup or mustard? BOTH
what are you wearing? JAHSTAR BARTT SIMPSON SHIRT

submitted on November 4, 2014 12:46 AM EST
Name: seby
Email Address: seby.caceres@gmail.com
do you know any good jokes? nope
ketchup or mustard? mustard
what are you wearing? jeans and a t-shirt

submitted on November 2, 2014 7:00 PM EST
Name: julia
Email Address: julia.biasi@gmail.com
do you know any good jokes? husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer, husband writes: mypenis. a window pops up: not long enough.
ketchup or mustard? ketchup and mustard
what are you wearing? my grandma's underwear.

submitted on October 24, 2014 9:44 PM EDT
Name:
Email Address: info@tongyixin.com
do you know any good jokes?
ketchup or mustard?
what are you wearing?

submitted on October 16, 2014 12:55 PM EDT
Name: jimi franklin
Email Address: info@jimifranklin.com
do you know any good jokes?
ketchup or mustard?
what are you wearing?

submitted on October 8, 2014 3:26 PM EDT
Name: Ass Dan
Email Address: careerbboy1@sbcglobal
do you know any good jokes? muddgutts dot com! get it! ha ha! fuck off!
ketchup or mustard? fuck off!
what are you wearing? my flesh suit

submitted on September 24, 2014 12:58 AM EDT
Name: Abraham
Email Address: abedzamorav@Gmail.com
do you know any good jokes? Why did the mushroom go to the party.
ketchup or mustard? ketchup
what are you wearing? Nothing

submitted on September 17, 2014 12:07 AM EDT
Name: catherineann
Email Address: catbuckler@gmail.com
do you know any good jokes? i put the "no" in kNOck, kNOck
ketchup or mustard? mustard
what are you wearing? pjs & my heart on my sleeve

submitted on September 10, 2014 10:06 PM EDT
Name: nick
Email Address: nick@nicholasvenaglia.com
do you know any good jokes? What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket? I can’t believe someone would stoop so low.
ketchup or mustard? both
what are you wearing? denim

submitted on September 10, 2014 7:54 PM EDT
Name: Justin Guthrie
Email Address: poilskate@gmail.com
do you know any good jokes? Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? They don't have balls to scratch.
ketchup or mustard? ketchup
what are you wearing? I'm wearing white socks, and skinny black kr3w's, no shirt

submitted on August 15, 2014 9:10 PM EDT
Name: Beiby
Email Address: Tomorrowistheendoftheworld@gmail.com
do you know any good jokes? You should speak to me my English pronunciation is a joke.
ketchup or mustard? K
what are you wearing? Gray tshirt and black lace pantie

submitted on August 13, 2014 4:50 PM EDT
Name: Elevine
Email Address: e@elevineberge.com
do you know any good jokes?
ketchup or mustard? mustard
what are you wearing? black

submitted on July 26, 2014 2:26 PM EDT
Name: BK68
Email Address:
do you know any good jokes? my arms are longer than my legs and its pising me OFF
ketchup or mustard? i dont eat the shit
what are you wearing? valuer dress socks and a "stop chemtrailing" ball cap

submitted on July 24, 2014 10:52 PM EDT
Name: Bentley
Email Address: Bll2015@gmail.com
do you know any good jokes? Two iPhones went into a bar...I forget the rest.
ketchup or mustard? Catchup
what are you wearing? UGA tshirt

submitted on July 23, 2014 12:20 PM EDT
Name: Emily Alderman
Email Address: emily.f.alderman@gmail.com
do you know any good jokes? no
ketchup or mustard? ketchup
what are you wearing? boots

submitted on July 15, 2014 3:26 PM EDT
Name: Paddy Paddy
Email Address: Dbortzz@yahoo.com
do you know any good jokes? I was sitting in a cubicle taking a shit the other day when a man sat in the cubicle next to me. "Hello there" he says sitting on the toilet. "..eh..hi?" I reply "Hows it going?" Says the man. "Not too bad" I say The man replies: "hold on mate il call you back, some weirdo in the toilet is replying to everything I say"
ketchup or mustard? Ketchup but american mustard if i had to pick a mustard
what are you wearing? An edwin denim top with holes in it from a bonfire and carhartt shorts

submitted on July 15, 2014 12:10 PM EDT
Name: Stephanie Martinez
Email Address: dujour71@gmail.com
do you know any good jokes? A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel around his business, the bartender says, " did you know you have a steering wheel around your junk?" The pirate says, " yeah it's driving me nuts!"
ketchup or mustard? Both
what are you wearing? A Mishka shirt my boy gave me and jeans lookin Midwestern ah yeah.

submitted on July 9, 2014 1:23 PM EDT
Name: Ryan Leitner
Email Address: info@ryanleitner.com
do you know any good jokes? Poops at parties
ketchup or mustard? MUSTARD
what are you wearing? Oversized white button up and black trousers

submitted on June 30, 2014 11:48 AM EDT
Name: Shelley
Email Address: shellobrien@outlook.com
do you know any good jokes? No
ketchup or mustard? No
what are you wearing? No

submitted on June 20, 2014 9:14 AM EDT
Name: ingit louieez
Email Address: louwsy_draws@spirulina.net
do you know any good jokes? knock knock. ____________. eat mop ____________. Ew, dude, never.
ketchup or mustard? miso
what are you wearing? your dads old soccer jersey (the one the other players wrote their names and goodbye notes on at the end of the league) & some rust stained spanx i found in the backyard. Also used some organic tooth floss from whole foods to tie banana peels to the bottoms of my feet like shoes... almost forgot, there is also a hoop earing in my left ear, it says someone's name, I don't know who's or wear the other hoop went.

submitted on June 6, 2014 3:16 PM EDT
Name: Athena
Email Address: Athena.joia@gmail.com
do you know any good jokes? Ask Meryl.... She has jokes for days
ketchup or mustard? Mustard
what are you wearing? Marc hundley/bob Dylan/nick cave t-shurt. "just remember death is not the end."

submitted on June 2, 2014 9:48 AM EDT
Name: atwp
Email Address: imschleep@gmail.com
do you know any good jokes? Yo momma
ketchup or mustard? mustard
what are you wearing? Socks

submitted on May 30, 2014 7:57 PM EDT
Name: josh
Email Address: jslater411@gmal.com
do you know any good jokes? All of them.
ketchup or mustard? spicy mustard
what are you wearing? Levis

submitted on May 16, 2014 4:02 PM EDT
Name: Azamat
Email Address: azamatalishev@yahoo.com
do you know any good jokes? no
ketchup or mustard? ketchup
what are you wearing? not government issued clothing

submitted on April 22, 2014 4:02 PM EDT
Name: Manuel
Email Address: watdafac@gmail.com
do you know any good jokes? spanish goverment
ketchup or mustard? mustard
what are you wearing? clothes bought in spain

submitted on April 17, 2014 11:44 PM EDT
Name: Ethan Cardenas
Email Address: ethan.cardenas@ymail.com
do you know any good jokes? deez nuts
ketchup or mustard? free your mind and your ass will follow
what are you wearing? damn, I wish I could show you what I'm wearing. Its a nice outfit. San Francisco is nice today about 70, good sun. I have this olive green bucket hat with a panther patch that I got sewed on. it looks so sick, hold on I'm going to find it... the link was too long but if you look up Black Panther Patch on google it'll be the 2nd one. yeah its a cool hat, I have it on right now even though I'm inside.

submitted on April 5, 2014 4:18 AM EDT
Name: dusty
Email Address: @ymail.com
do you know any good jokes? No
ketchup or mustard? barbecue sauce
what are you wearing? Thong

submitted on April 2, 2014 1:37 AM EDT
Name: Rueboy
Email Address:
do you know any good jokes? no.
ketchup or mustard? ketchup
what are you wearing? a cropped t shirt, some jeans and a rose tattoo mark gave me. thanks. Muddguts rules. - Rueboy KTS. OS. ZZZ

submitted on April 1, 2014 7:02 PM EDT
Name: jimi franklin
Email Address: info@jimifranklin.com
do you know any good jokes? yes
ketchup or mustard? skidmarks
what are you wearing? lots of bling

submitted on March 27, 2014 2:05 PM EDT
Name: Knox
Email Address: Thankyoubasedgod@hotmail.com
do you know any good jokes? Religion
ketchup or mustard? Vegenaise
what are you wearing? Mesh top and creepers

submitted on March 26, 2014 12:44 PM EDT
Name: Nader El-Hage
Email Address: nader886@hotmail.com
do you know any good jokes? you.
ketchup or mustard? hot sauce
what are you wearing? some shit Jason Dill made

submitted on March 26, 2014 12:42 PM EDT
Name: Nader El-Hage
Email Address:
do you know any good jokes? you. jk.
ketchup or mustard? mustard butch both are cool
what are you wearing? some shit jason dill made

submitted on March 21, 2014 1:34 PM EDT
Name: dan oglander
Email Address: doglander@gmail;com
do you know any good jokes? what is the difference between a dirty bus terminal in new jersey and a crab with boobs? one is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean
ketchup or mustard? both?
what are you wearing? just baby oil

submitted on March 19, 2014 12:41 PM EDT
Name: maia eid
Email Address: maiazoeeid@gmail.com
do you know any good jokes? a few
ketchup or mustard? both
what are you wearing? cloth

submitted on March 18, 2014 8:35 PM EDT
Name: Kate McGraw
Email Address: kate@katemcgraw.com
do you know any good jokes? Absolutely not.
ketchup or mustard? both, together
what are you wearing? culottes